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Saturday, August 23rd 2008
Donald Trump Is No Hero
Last week, Donald Trump’s wrinkly ass announced to the world that he was going to save Ed McMahon’s pepaw kingdom by buying it and leasing it back to him. Ed was only days of away from losing his house. Well, as usual, Donald was talking out of his toupee. Somebody did buy Ed’s house but it wasn’t Donald. Ed’s realtor told TMZ that Donald was outbid by a private buyer. Donald didn’t even bother submitting another bid.
The private buyer placed the offer after Donald already got all the attention. The Donald issued this statement: “Blah…Blah…Blah…Rosie is a fat slob.”
No, he said: “The other buyer has signed a purchase agreement….subject to many contingencies including but not limited to a mortgage contingency. Mr. Trump clearly would not need a mortgage and would be capable of closing this transaction immediately. If the other buyer should be successful in this bid, Mr. Trump truly hopes that they do the right thing by Ed McMahon and not have this 85-year-old American icon removed from the property.”
According to The Associated Press, Ed will have to move out of the house, because the buyer plans to live there. Watch out Shady Pines! Here comes Ed!
Donald Trump should have kept his dehydrated worm lips shut until after the deal closed. But of course he wanted to bask in the glory of saving one of America’s beloved pepaws! And Pepaw Ed needs to shred his wifey’s credit cards and then send the bitch to Suze Orman.
Posted by: Michael K
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Donald Trump • Girlfriend Please • Pepaws
Friday, August 15th 2008
We’re Never Going To Hear The End Of It
The patron saint of self-promotion, Donald Trump, has saved the fucking day. Trump will buy Ed McMahon’s pepaw kingdom, saving it from foreclosure. Trump will then lease it back to the pepaw, so that Ed and his wifey can continue to live there. Trump better clean off his trophy shelf, there’s a Nobel Peace Prize coming his way.
Trump told The Los Angeles Times, “”When I was at the Wharton School of Business. I’d watch him every night. How could this happen? I don’t know the man, but I grew up watching him on TV.”
Pepaw Ed’s house was listed at $4.6 million this past weekend. He’s $640,000 behind on a $4.8 million loan. It’s not known how much Saint Trump paid for the house.
Do you think Ed knows about Trump’s plans to rename his house “Rosie O’Donnell is a Fat Slob Manor”?
Posted by: Michael K
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Donald Trump • Pepaws
Tuesday, July 1st 2008
Donald Trump Is Trying To Start A New Feud
Donald Trump has to give his stupid ass opinion on absolutely everything and the whole Raffey Follieri situation is no exception. Donald CHUMP told Access Hollywood (via MSNBC) that it was very “disloyal” of Anne Hathaway to leave Raffey just before his arrest. What Trump calls “disloyal,” I call “smart.”
Trump said, “She hasn’t remained very loyal to him, has she? So when he had plenty of money, she liked him, but then after that, not as good, right?”
I’m a little disappointed that Trump didn’t end his comments by saying, “And she’s a fat, degenerate, lazy slob!”
This is pretty rich coming from a dude who collects wives the way he collects dead pussy hair. If Trump lost his cash tomorrow, Melania and her hot squinty eyes would be out the fucking door without so much as a goodbye. Rule #1 in the Gold Digger’s handbook is: Love the money, not the man!
Posted by: Michael K
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Anne Hathaway • Donald Trump • Raffey
Wednesday, June 11th 2008
It Moves….
Donald Trump manages to have bangs without having bangs. How is this possible? Get Ken Paves on the case!
It’s pretty frightening to see Don’s dark-sided comb over actually moving. This isn’t good news for Rosie O’Donnell. She better lock her doors and go to bed with a can of Aqua Net by her side. The comb over is coming for her!
Don’s comb over looks like a pre-k craft project. It’s some paper mache shit. When a glob of his hair falls out, he makes Melania dip it in glue and slap it on his head. He really should get hair advice from Trump Dog.
Here’s Donald and his weepy comb over in Scotland yesterday.
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Source, Pacific Coast News
Posted by: Michael K
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Donald Trump • Fake Asses • Fug
Friday, December 7th 2007
Donald Trump Is Not A Big Tipper
Yesterday, I posted a little bit about Donald Trump tipping $10,000 on a $82 bill at the Buffalo Club in Santa Monica, CA. Well, it was a big fat lie according to Donald. He said he wasn’t even in California at the time.
He told Page Six , “This was done by the stupid restaurant to get publicity. It’s not my signature.”
If it was true, the Donald would admit to it and require a full parade to honor his generosity. He’s still an a-hole and a cheap ass. Phew. Carry on! I can continue my hate for him.
Posted by: Michael K
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Donald Trump
Thursday, December 6th 2007
The Trump’s $10,000 Tip
Donald Trump tipped a waiter $10,000. Derober has a copy of the receipt from The Buffalo Club in Santa Monica, CA where the Trump left a hefty tip on a $82 bill.
Here’s Billy (the waiter’s) story:
I finally brought them out the check. Trump grabbed it and actually spoke to me from the first time. “What’s the biggest tip you ever got?”
“Jerry Bruckheimer comes in a lot. He tipped me $500 on a $1000 check once.” Trump nodded his head. “You’re very good at your job.” “Thanks.”
Trump then got up and left. Billy went to pick-up the check and noticed the tip. He tried to contact Trump to thank him, but hasn’t had any luck.
Hmmm…isn’t The Apprentice coming back soon? Perfect publicity. I can’t wait to hear what Trump has to say about this on The Insider, Access Hollywood, ET, TMZ, Rachael Ray, Regis & Kelly, The Dog Whisperer, Dr. G: Medical Examiner and every local news station in the country.
He’ll probably follow it with, “I’m sure that fat, ugly, slob Rosie O’Donnell never gave a tip like that. She’s a pathetic, dumb woman.”
VIA Defamer
Posted by: Michael K
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Donald Trump • I Don’t Like Jokes
Wednesday, October 17th 2007
The Trump Knows Beauty
Donald Trump doesn’t understand why Angelina Jolie is called one of the world’s most beautiful women. He told Larry King that he knows beauty and Angelina is no beauty.
“Angelina Jolie is sort of amazing because everyone thinks she’s like this great beauty. And I’m not saying she’s an unattractive woman, but she’s not beauty, by any stretch of the imagination. I really understand beauty. And I will tell you, she’s not — I do own Miss Universe. I do own Miss USA. I mean I own a lot of different things. I do understand beauty, and she’s not.”
That makes sense. Angie doesn’t have plastic breasts or shit for brains and that’s what Trump likes in a woman. Angie’s shit is more beautiful than The Trump.
Source: Connie Talk
Posted by: Michael K
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Donald Trump • Dumbasses
Friday, September 21st 2007
Trump’s Ladies
Why is Donald Trump in some of these pictures! There is so much exquisite beauty here and he ruins it! Ivanka and Melania Trump are two of my favorites. Ivanka is a diamond, hideous nose job and all. Seriously, her nose looks like an oversized clitoris now, but I won’t hold that against her.
There are no words to explain how stunning Melania is. And if there were words she couldn’t say them herself anyway! So why bother thinking up any!
Here’s two beauties and a beast at the launch of Ivanka’s fine jewelry collection last night in NYC.
Posted by: Michael K
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Donald Trump • Ivanka Trump
Monday, August 20th 2007
In His Dreams!
Listen to this crap. Donald Trump actually thinks he can land what he calls “The Bimbo Trio” to appear on the celebrity version of his show “The Apprentice.” The Trump wants to save Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. He thinks his show can do it and he seems to think he can book them.
Delusional party of one! He said, “We’re negotiating with Britney right now. Can you imagine her doing it?” Trump told Page Six . “We’re not sure what will happen. She’s a fucking mess. And that little reality show she had did nothing. But she likes the idea of being on television and I think she’d be great.” Paris Hilton “wants to be on, and we’re thinking about it, but I don’t know if we’re going to do it.”
He went on to say that he’s going to call Lindsay this week to see if she’ll do it. He also claims HUNDREDS of A and B listers wanted to do the show.
According to him the cast already includes Joan Rivers, Kimora Lee Simmons, Jim Cramer, Carmen Electra, Naomi Judd, George Foreman, Omorosa, Jeff Gordon, Tony Hawk and Dana Patrick.
Where is the A Lister in this list?!!!! Carmen is probably the biggest star and she’s maybe barely a B. BARELY. Omorosa?! That bitch ain’t even on the alphabet!
Trump needs to wake up and smell the Rogaine!
Posted by: Michael K
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Britney Spears • Donald Trump • Lindsay Lohan • Paris Hilton
Wednesday, August 1st 2007
It Would’ve Been Great TV
Producer Mark Burnett reportedly offered Rosie O’Donnell $2 Million for 12 days work on Donald Trump’s “The Apprentice: Celebrity Edition.” Rosie would’ve come face to face with the Donald.
A source claims Rosie turned it down FLAT and said she wouldn’t do it for “$200 Million.” What about 200 donuts? Did Donald think of that? I bet not!
Rosie’s rep said, “It will never happen in this lifetime or beyond.”
They should ask her again in 6-months. Her number’s coming up!
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